Wednesday, 11 December 2013

PM Post!

Invited resumes for the Post of Prime minister of India ….. 
-by,
Sonia GaanDi Congress Inc .

Role Description:
Must be silent always, should control himself in meetings with journalists (however the media persons are our company agents).
Always ready to cover Shehazade from his silly mistakes!
Be Obedient to the Khandaan and make people fool by acting as Intelligent
Must act as Strong person, but never be so in company meetings.

Eligibility Criteria:
Strong expertise in being calm!
Expert in Saying “Ji Madam ji and Madam ji se baath karoongaa”!
Strong expertise in claiming credits of other’s work/ good Plans.

Note: Candidates are advised to refer MM-Singh publications to prepare.

Perks and Profits:
Enjoy the Foreign trips,
Will get Bharatha Ratna (only after shehazade get it),
No need to participate in any direct elections.